The Bee Bop Skee Song Lyrics

Featuring Sluggo and Fillipe

OPENING SCENE
Sluggo and Fillipe meet on their island.
SLUGGO
Say, Fillipe my man? What’s shaking?
FILLIPE
I’m so bored I eat my toes.
SLUGGO
Man! That’s some kind of bored!
FILLIPE
And how.
SLUGGO
Have I ever told you about the Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee, Boo Bop Skee? (Jazzy music)
FILLIPE
Bee Bop Skoo?
SLUGGO
No! Bee Bop Skee.
FILLIPE
Bee Bop Skee?
SLUGGO
Come on. It’s easy! Sluggo starts singing as he leads Fillipe through some sights of the island. First stop is a big yellow banana.
SLUGGO
When I see a banana I say Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Banana Skanana Boo Bop Skee! The banana comes alive, waving and smiling at Sluggo and Fillipe.
SLUGGO
And then I move along. The next stop is a coconut tree.
SLUGGO
When I see a coconut, I say Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Coconut Skoconut Boo Bop Skee! The coconut tree does a,shimmy shake.
SLUGGO
(getting real jazzy) Ah! It’s the Bee Bop Skee song. The next stop is a rock in the middle of a pond.
FILLIPE
You mean, if I see a big rock, I say Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Rock Skock Boo Bop Skee!
SLUGGO
And you can’t go wrong.
The rock turns out to be an alligator, sleeping in the pond. He looks at Fillipe and Sluggo sleepily.
FILLIPE
And if I see an alligator I say Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Alligator Skalligator Boo Bop Skee! Hey this is fun!
SLUGGO
No man. If you see an alligator, you better run!
As Sluggo and Fillipe run off, the Alligator looks sad.
Jazzy music speeds up as they run past the coconut tree again.
FILLIPE
(quickly)
Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Coconut Skoconut Boo Bop Skee!
SLUGGO
(urgently) Move it along! They run past the banana again.
SLUGGO
Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Banana Skanana Boo Bop Skee!
FILLIPE
Now I know the Bee Bop Skee Song.
SLUGGO
Bee Bop Skee Bop Bee Dop Dop Skee Bop Boo! Take it Fillipe.
FILLIPE
Um….Boopy Boopy Boopy Boopy Boopy Boopy Boo! Bring it on home, Sluggo!
SLUGGO
Skee Bi Biddy Boo Bop Skiddly Bee Bop Boo!
Music out.
SLUGGO
Feel better?
FILLIPE
I sure do. Hey Sluggo?
SLUGGO
Yeah, man?
FILLIPE
Remember when I was singing Boopy Boopy Boopy?
SLUGGO
Yeah.
FILLIPE
I made that up on the spot.
SLUGGO
Cool.

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