Cranky Clam, the bossiest mollusc, does not like silt in the bay

You know what makes me cranky? SILT IN THE BAY. SILT in the BAY makes me VERY CRANKY. You know what else makes me cranky? BEING SO DAMP AND MUDDY ALL THE TIME.

It makes me cranky, yes it does

says Cranky Clam
Cranky clam animated gif mollusc

Where are my towel and slippers?

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