Don’t splash me!

You know what makes me cranky? OTHER PEOPLE SPLASHING ME. Please don’t splash in the bay. NOT COOL. ::SPLORSH:: Where are my towel and slippers?
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Don’t make Cranky Clam too cranky. You wouldn’t like him when he’s cranky. He gets very pouty, and he might snap at you. His attitude is very terrible, and he is known to be sarcastic. He might say surly things to you! He is the crankiest clam of them all. He might get a whole pile of his clammy friends to yell at you. He’s not above doing that. He’s a terrible clam indeed. See other grumpy critters being grumpy and scary.

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