Scary monsters! Grumpy monsters! Be afraid!
ROAR! Grumpy grump! Why are these monsters so upset?
Well, Angry Monster has a laundry list of things he doesn't like. Asparagus on his plate makes him angry. Pollen makes him sneeze. Watch the cartoon and he'll tell you his complaints himself. Pink monster just likes to make a little bluster, but she's really not so scary. She likes to make a lot of noise.
Snooks McCreepy probably woke up on the wrong side of the bed. That is, the top. Normally the monsters like to be under your bed. Otherwise, they're doing it wrong. Cranky Clam doesn't like that it's always damp in the bay. He's also sick of being stuck in the mud. Well, he's a clam, whaddyagonnado.
The Boogie Monster isn't really trying to scare you, either. He's just dancing, to the new disco. Boogie, boogie, boogie down, oh yeah. He thinks disco is coming BACK. Mail Monster gets VERY cranky during holiday season when he has to deliver big bulky heavy boxes up and down hills in the snow.
Santa Monster has problems at the holiday season too. Sometimes his sleigh has to be repaired and the chimneys are too skinny and kids forget to leave cookies for him next to the christmas tree. Come to think of it, Santa Monster and Mail Monster have very similar jobs. They even look an awful lot alike, don't they? Mysterious!