Cranky Clam is the surliest mollusc this side of the Atlantic.
He is full of bile and vitriole and he is not afraid to speak his mind!
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Cranky Clam doesn't mess around!
You know, everyone thinks it's so great, being a clam.
Hanging out in the shallow bay, slurping the salty water, living a life of leisure.
Well that might be some other fella's cup of tea but
this mollusc has better things to do
than take a bath all day!
I have goals! Ambitions! Aspirations! I am a clam with dreams!
THIS PLACE IS A MESS!
What's that rock doing there.